Sound familiar?
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top favorite sam lines (from s4-s6) - requested by my ♥ beezystark
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Are you ever going to not fall for that?
#loved this part #because on the one hand #it’s a reference to their fight in Thor #which is cool and all #but #there’s also so much history packed into that line #because you know Loki did this all the time when they would play together as kids #they’d be running around chasing each other #and giggling #and Thor would lunge at Loki #KNOWING that it was probably a clone and that he was about to dive flat on his face #but every time he would think to himself #maybe this time it will really be him #but nope #he face-plants every time #and Loki prances around him going ‘ehehehehehehe’ #like the adorable bb he is #and then they giggle some more and Thor gets up and runs after him again #sobbing
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consultingdetectiveofgallifrey:
i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:
I want to make your skin into a lampshade, John.WTF
I’m coming after you. I hope you’re a light sleeper. Have you changed your locks recently? Heard Sherlock is going to be out of town a while.
Homicidal Greg.
we were shipping sherlock/door just weeks before S2
i’m looking forward to the next year of mentally-damaged sherlockians
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME”
You’re walking down Baker Street. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: “Greg Lestrade”. He’s following you, about 30 feet back, he gets down on all fours like the Hound of Baskerville—he’s gaining on you! GREG LESTRADE. You’re looking for 221b but you’re all turned around! He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s BLOOD on his face! My Godtiss there’s blood everywhere! Running from your life from GREG LESTRADE. He’s brandishing a badge. It’s GREG LESTRADE. Lurking in Londooon. Detective Inspector GREG LESTRADE. Living in the shadows. GREG LESTRADE. Going on vacation. GREG LESTRADE. Finding all the bodddiiiiiiesss. Actual Psychopath GREG LESTRADE. Now it’s dark, and you’ve seen to have lost him. But you’ve hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a detective. You creep silently around St. Barts. Ah-Ha! In the distance, there’s 221b with it’s light on! JOHN! You move stealthily toward it. But DAMN YOUR LEG! Ahh! Moran blew it off! Getting a cane! Deduce deduce. Limping into the flat. Deduce deduce. Now you’re on the doorstep. Sitting inside is GREG LESTRADE. Playing on his phone. GREG LESTRADE. But he doesn’t hear you enter. GREG LESTRADE. You’re sneaking up behind himmm. Strangling Detective GREG LESTRADE. Fighting for your life with GREG LESTRADE. Using your cane on GREG LESTRADE. VATICAN CAMEOS! Safe at last from GREG LESTRADE. You limp back to Baker Street, blood oozing form your damn leg. But you’ve won. You have beaten GREG LESTRADE.
omfg^^
The owner of this blog can no longer breathe properly. If convenient, send help. If inconvenient, send help anyway.
If possible, do not send a now deranged psychopathic detective inspector, as that would only exacerbate the problem.
Never change you guys. I love you all so very much.
Oh this post is getting better and better.
THE SONG! I CANNOT! THANK YOU FANDOM!
When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.
OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?
Further evidence that Tony designed this.
#i mean #come on #this is tony stark we’re talking about here #either you can fly as well as Rhodey #or GTFO
Hello, head canon. Good to see you. This is TOTALLY Tony’s fault.
It’s how they weed out the weak ones.
I’ve been reading motor as Mordor all fucking day and I just didn’t understand why people found this post so funny.
I get it now. *hides face in shame*
I, too, saw Mordor.
YOU’RE NOT ALONE.
(via zombicorns)
all the sciencey nerdy feels.
In this same vein:
screams
(Source: imgfave, via sexyimpala)
Striped Icebergs
Icebergs sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of ice deposited on different conditions. Blue stripes are created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with melted water and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. Green stripes form when an iceberg falls into the sea and a layer of water rich in algae freezes onto the bottom. Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.
(Photos: Antarctica Series by Steve Nicol)
this makes me want to brush my teeth
(Source: letslook4treasure)
the difference between DC & Marvel
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING










